With heavy hearts, we heave, uh, bestow the latest Lou-Roc Award to the owners of Clyde's Bistro in Cleveland Heights, Ohio. In some ways, this was just too easy. Some newbie gets his hands on two fully restored diners -- at great cost, mind you -- and just tears into them with all the sensitivity of Jack the Ripper performing an appendectomy.
On the other hand, the proprietors, listed on the Clyde's website as Vivian, Lillian, Bryan, and Clyde, make the case that they took over a project that failed on a massive scale, three times. In their defense, they have posed that oft-heard rhetorical question: "Would you rather see them torn down?" Good question. Would I rather people remember me as I looked when I was vital and healthy, or after I was ravaged by a flesh eating disease?
Above, you see the end result of the Clyde Clan after wielding their sledgehammer, but just before it was fully furnished. To us, this looks like a perfect place to wake Liberace. Below, you see what was then known as the Sweet City Diner, a Mountain View hauled in from Atlantic City and restored by Steve Harwin, pictured with his back to the camera, standing with Steve Presser. Here we only see the Mountain View just before it opened in 2002. The O'Mahony of this pair fared only slightly better.

In our own defense to those who say the Lou-Roc unfairly picks on people who have every right to do what they want to their own property, I agree with you. In this country, if you own it, you should be able to paint it purple and rivet used CDs to it if you are so inclined. Right?
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