I don't know who Kim Kardashian is. I don't know who Rihanna is, either. I've heard of Carrie Underwood and Tricia Yearwood. I know they both sing. One of them came from American Idol. I think. Couldn't tell you which one.
Did one of them do that song "My Life Would Suck Without You"? The song's what sucks. The melody sounds like it was thought up by a middle school student for the big summer-camp variety show. Which, I suppose, is perfectly apropos. The song's primary contribution to art is the opportunity it gives pubescent girls to say the word suck - and to fight with their moms about whether they can play the song in the house. But hey - I remember it.
That's better than Lady Gaga. I know what Lady Gaga is. Chalk that up as a triumph for her. But while fame has its appeal, I don't think I'd want to be famous for looking like an idiot. What's important here is that beyond knowing she's a singer, I couldn't name one song she's sung - even under pain of death. And yet I realize there is no way on this earth I haven't heard her. Yet the only impression she's made on me is that she looks like an idiot.
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